1. Hug Kankuro
2. Scream, "GAWD, I LOVE PINK!"
3. Eat a large DQ Blizzard, then get conscious of his weight.
4. Act like a monkey and sing the Barney Theme Song.
5. Spell antidisestablishmentarianism.
6. Tell Sasuke, "I LOVE YOUR EMO-ness!"
7. Hit on Sakura or Lee like a perv.
8. Scream because his shoes got dirty.
9. Dye his hair black and wear red-colored contact lenses.
10. Ask Temari if the gourd makes his butt look fat.